at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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