It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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