...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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