If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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