just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
cat food counts as protein by the way
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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