please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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