Is it normal to miss your booty call?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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