I'm eating all of the evidence.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
NoShamevember. You game?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Panties = found
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
