there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
zippers are such a cool invention
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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