I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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