I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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