Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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