Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
my liver is dry heaving
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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