Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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