He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I think weed is turning my hair brown
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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