I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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