Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I love having hate sex.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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