I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
either way he was missing a nipple.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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