he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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