Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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