Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Randomize
