For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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