You just made me feel so damn special
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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