South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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