Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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