hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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