i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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