you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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