I puked a lego.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
There r osticjed everywhere
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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