dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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