so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
