he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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