Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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