I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
It's official drugs can't kill me
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Randomize
