Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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