id be glad to
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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