The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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