Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Randomize
