...so i touched it.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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