Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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