whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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