at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
her vagine was all disorganized.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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