4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Randomize