Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
North Korea, Best Korea!
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
