Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
What drink are we having for lunch?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
