i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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