Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
