So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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