found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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