her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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