worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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