Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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