Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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