i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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