I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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