haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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